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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ruffboijuliaburnsides
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

you people are really out there putting skeletons in negligently small enclosures without any enrichment or socialization smh

caritahearts

You mean coffins? Those are just their beds, are people really believing that’s their whole enclosure??

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

actually coffins are primarily for TRANSPORT. some skeletons may enjoy using them as a resting area, but that is highly dependent on the individual and the breed (bog skeletons for instance prefer to sleep under the stars or in mud baths). But most people assume those tiny ass coffins work as a daily unliving space, bc that’s all the mortuary supply store sends them home with, when actually that’s as cruel as keeping a goldfish in the plastic bag it came with. Coffins have no room to roam around in! No room for toys or enrichment, hardly any light, and often a concerning lack of cobwebs (necessary fiber supplement!) and halloween decorations.

Oh and fyi keeping skeletons in closets is not any better! do your research before buying or adopting!!!!!

butterboy2

This is actually incrudbly classist and ablist. Some people simply arent able to give their skeletons an idael environment. Besides my mom let our skleton unlive in a coffin for years and he unlived fo be like 203

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

excuse you how is it classist to recognize that skeletons are unliving creatures with unique needs, requiring proper care and enrichment??? yes skeleton care requires a lot of time and expense–which means people need to think carefully before making that commitment! I feel so sorry for your family skeletons—keeping a skeleton in box for 203 years qualifies as Inhumane Treatment of Unhumans. next you’ll be telling me you make your boogeyman sleep under the bed.

and look, I get that there are concerns about skeleton overpopulation, and that plenty of skeletons are in need of a good home—emphasis on a good home. but I would prefer to see more skeletons unliving in properly qualified Skeleton Sanctuaries than in individual homes that aren’t equipped to care for them. because the fact is, not everyone is responsible enough to have a skeleton! Owning a skeleton is a privilege not a right!!!

universejunction

So is keeping my skeleton encased in a mobile flesh suit okay, or… ?

prismatic-bell

Contrary to popular belief, a mobile flesh suit isn’t actually a housing. It’s the skeleton’s larval stage.


This is a great time to set up your skeleton for a happy and heathy unlife, though! Make sure the larva has plentiful access to good food and fresh water, and provide it with ample room to play and stretch. The ideal diet for your skeleton will be rich in calcium, protein, and B and D vitamins. Healthy larval skeletons require approximately 30-60 minutes of activity per day, although they may enjoy more. Larval skeletons should also not be too overstimulated—while they may try to overextend themselves, it’s important that they get enough sleep!


And finally, be sure you provide appropriate enrichment for your larval skeleton. Unfortunately, some larval skeletons in less than ideal circumstances may take to damaging behaviors that cause poor development of the larval sac, also known as “the brain.” To prevent this, enrichment is necessary. There are a lot of kinds of good enrichment for your skeleton, but many papers and reports suggest some kind of creative hobby is a good option.

tooth-comb

the way this is genuinely making me want to take care of myself tho

sleepymccoy
astrangertomykin

I posted these thoughts last season

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and just the actual idea of Crowley crashing on Jane's couch just knowing her as a spy and not a novelist accidentally becoming the inspiration for P&P is hilarious meanwhile Aziraphale is somewhere hanging on edge for the latest publication to come out

didyouserviceoberon

Okay this might be my favorite theory ever.

Forget foreshadowing and the meaning of whatever minute thing we fixate on in some random scene (though I accept that a great many of those things aren’t that minute, and the given scene isn’t necessarily that random.)

Just the idea that Crowley inspired P&P and that Aziraphale went nuts for his own love story without even knowing it. I fucking LOVE this idea so hard.

farahhehe
farahhehe

*one evening at hogwarts"

James: truth or dare?

Marlene: truth.

James: who was your first crush ever?

Marlene: ...isn't it obvious?

James: No, if it was, I wouldn't be asking.

Marlene: Everyone knows who my first crush is james. Everyone. Even Minnie knows who my first crush is

James: what. You're kidding.

Marlene: Ask ANYONE in this room.

James: *looks at remus*

Remus: *slowly nods*

James: *looks at peter*

Peter: *also nods*

James: *looks at sirius with a little bit of hope*

Sirius: I know too, James.

James: BLOODY HELL EVEN SIRIUS.

Marlene: told ya.

James: FINE. OKAY, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW. WHO IS IT.

Marlene: Your mom.

James: Haha. Very funny, Marlene. But who is it. Like, actually.

Marlene: I'm being dead serious, James. Effie is my first ever crush.

Everyone else in the room except james: *agreeing*

James: *jokingly says* This is bullshit. This is like you saying Regulus has a crush on my dad.

Everyone else: *dead silence*

James: WHAT.

thejagnusjarchives
thejagnusjarchives

listening to tma s1 the first time and then re-listening to it after you finish the show are both amazing experiences for drastically different reasons

like on the first listen you get to slowly realize that it’s not actually just an anthology and It’s All Connected and Shit Is Going Down.

but the SECOND time you get the one man comedy show of jonathan sims, who you KNOW is well aware that all this shit is real, doing everything he can to play the skeptic. he will say the most fucked up thing in the world and then be like This Is Obviously Fake But If It’s Real I Hope It Kills Martin

late-to-the-magnus-archives
toothwormfactory

Digital fanart of Barbie facing forward and smiling with her right hand reached out. She is dressed in a cardigan over a collared shirt, pink tie with gold stripes, and skirt with her hair blowing to the side. Sketchy pink eyes surround her and cast a pink glow onto her. The title “Barbie in the Magnus Archives” is written on the bottom.ALT

[ID: Digital fanart of Barbie facing forward and smiling with her right hand reached out. She is dressed in a cardigan over a collared shirt, pink tie with gold stripes, and skirt with her hair blowing to the side. Sketchy pink eyes surround her and cast a pink glow onto her. The title “Barbie in the Magnus Archives” is written on the bottom. End ID]

I kinda want to draw the barbiestortion now.... maybe the barboneturner too...

late-to-the-magnus-archives

Eye? No.

Spiral for her.

She keeps making you doubt just what her job was, just what she looked like, just what her boyfriend was five minutes ago.

Did he have an earring? Did he not?

Was there a little sister, or did you dream it?

Could she really be an astrophysicist? Or is she truly an English school teacher?

Her body is strange - inhumanly smooth, elongated, unnaturally long proportions with sharply pointed hands and feet.

Who is she? How old is she? What does she do with her time?

You'll never be sure.

Barbie is the Distortion, and her door, when she has one, is bubblegum pink.


EDIT for all the comments: sure, could be Stranger - except that then, you wouldn't remember any of her former selves. :D You wouldn't know what they were, or what to call them.

Stranger: no one is anything they don't pretend to be, and you don't remember things like the word "hand."

Spiral: you remember... and doubt it all.

robotpussy
robotpussy

Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)

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Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)

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Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)

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Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set

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Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)

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(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)

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Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)